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Miksi helvetissä noissa kissakuvissa pitää ässät korvata zetalla ja have-sanat has:illä jne? Onks se jotenkin söpöä? Todella rasittavaa.
Kissat puhuu sillain.

Aivan. Mutta vielä vuonna 1905 kissat artikuloivat muodollisemmin.

Kissojen kielen muuttumisen ajan myötä huomaa hyvin modernissa kissojen raamatunkäännöksessä.

Genesis 1 - Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

[size=85:obdjfuhm](http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1)[/size:obdjfuhm]

Kehitys on ollut todella nopeaa. Kissojen ohjelmointikielessä tuoreet piirteet ovat jalostuneet täsmälliseksi syntaksiksi.
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Varsin rattoisa tämä

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Erityisesti äkkiseltään hauskuuttaneita:

A little advize, probabliez a gud idea to keep 'em seperatez so teh moo cows don't haev an episode of "PENIS GOES WHERE?" until joo get der.4 For 4ty daiz and 4ty nites, it gon b wet and I gun pwn some n00bs.."

5 An' Noah did what Ceiling Cat told im to, and installed dry wall between teh moo cows and his sons and his dawters so dey would not do nething liek to maek cowz go "PENIS GOES WHERE?!?" during teh 4ty daiz.

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_7

Lot and His Daughters

30 Lot mooved to mountains cuz he scared of Zoar (and smelled like old fart) n lived in a kave.31 Older dauter sez to younger dauter, "Old father is Old and I R in heat.32 I get daddy drunk and do PENIS GOES WHERE?! So we can save our recessive genes."

33 That night they giv daddy winez and /b. Daddy drink winez to make imagez go away and older daughter do PENIS GOES WHERE?!. /b so bad daddy knot remember.

34 neXt day, older daughter say "I do buttsecKs wif daddy, now ur turn"35 /b nasty again so Lot drinkZORS to stuporz and younger daughter doez PENIS GOES WHERE?!

36 Boaf gurlz get preggerz from daddy.37 Older daughter plop out boy named Moab, He be Father of Moabates and Mother of all bombs (and smell like desert - recessives)38 Lettle daughter plop out boy called Ben-(ken)Ammi who be father of (ken)Amminoites today n sing gud.

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_19

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