I am ROFLing here!

Seuraa 
Viestejä45973
Liittynyt3.9.2015

Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

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Kommentit (6)

Vierailija

Botti joka ei tarjoa yhtään linkkiä? Onko nykyiset botti-tehtailijat ruvenneet jakamaan ilmaista huumoria tähän harmaaseen maailmaan?

Herra Tohtori
Seuraa 
Viestejä2613
Liittynyt18.3.2005

...Jokainen piste on linkki.

Capito tutto, perchè sono uno
Persona molto, molto intelligente...

-Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.

If you stare too long into the Screen, the Screen looks back at you.

Heksu
Seuraa 
Viestejä5463
Liittynyt16.3.2005
Herra Tohtori
...Jokainen piste on linkki.

Katos perhanaa. Harvinaisen katalaa, kaikilla kun on yleensä aina tapana klikkailla pisteitä tekstiä luettaessa!

Herra Tohtori
Seuraa 
Viestejä2613
Liittynyt18.3.2005

Ei siinä vielä mitään, mutta nuo linkit ne vasta huumorinkukkasia ovatkin.

Kokeilkaapa ihan huvin vuoksi, niin tekin pääsette Kierimään Lattialla Nauraen...

Capito tutto, perchè sono uno
Persona molto, molto intelligente...

-Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.

If you stare too long into the Screen, the Screen looks back at you.

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